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MEN STIR MORAL OUTRAGE Maple Corner Calendar
Maple Corner Calendar Fund-raiser not without its detractors. Protest planned.
Calais,
Vt. (July 28, 2002) The wildly popular community fund-raiser that raised so
much good will in this small Vermont village is now raising the ire of some
residents. Organizers of the upcoming 2003 edition have learned of a planned
protest by an angry mob in front of the newly renovated Maple Corner Community
Center at 6PM Sunday July 28th. "We had no idea that there was so much
underlying anger" commented Steve Gallagher, Mr. May 2002 and co-producer
for this years effort, adding "I hope the press doesn’t show up, that would
ruin everything".
The loosely organized band of grumpy men calling themselves "The Men of Maple
Corner for Decency" which made an unscheduled interruption at last winters
calendar celebration party, has again planned to bring their bitter message
to the people. "Throw the buns out" says Andrew Nemethy veteran mobster,
"It’s time to call for a formal dress code in Maple Corner and possibly
even a leash law" Nemethy claims that the mob of well dressed whiners
will be out in force this Sunday at 6 complete with top hats, pitchforks,
and banners for what he calls "The mother of all protest marches"